Boyle Wolfbane wanted to rule the world. He failed. Miserably. Forced into retirement early, Boyle now spends his days arguing with haunted trees and scaring off the occasional knight. At least he still has Fang, his loyal storm wolf. Things could be worse. He could have been born a hero.

Features include a sophisticated battle and menu system. There are also many things to squash, burn, and collect. And… You. Will. Laugh. (Unless you are a zombie, in which case, we cannot help you.)


  • Recruit minions to aid you in your quest
  • Collect magical cheekis along your journey
  • Offer your skills to become part of a night watch
  • Join a coven and expand your horizons
  • Transform friends into creatures
  • Discover the locations and purpose of mist portals