A long time ago in a board far,far away…. (Further than your grandma’s house) Ancient lords of the races found a sacred board, and they were given a pair of dice created by the Greater Power. Three for the Elves, seven for the Dwarves, nine for the Humans…. and ONE DIE that rules them all. DICETINY!
Save Middle Board from a very very evil and serious sage named Dead Serious and his followers in this Card-boiled RPG Under the Influence. Before you know it, you will be laughing at humor and parodies sandwiched between Fantasy and Popular Culture!
- Throw your dice and use your cards wisely to beat enemies!
- Summon minions and use spells!
- Defeat enemy heroes to unlock playable characters!
- Four stages with unique minions and enemy heroes with attitude!
- Collect cards and build your deck!
- Puns and parodies are our middle name.