Looking For A Job?

The Corporation Needs You!

Apply at Suit City HQ today and put the future of the world in your hands!

The Corporation IS you! The Corporation keeps our beloved society in order and in justice.
The Corporation supplies the task and the task supplies cash! And remember citizen, more
reward for the less questions you ask… Our perfect society relies on us to keep the cogs in
the machine lubed up and quiet. The cogs keep the machine running and functional.
We need cogs like you to support the city in the most noble of ways. Take action!
Take a stand! Take this application in your hand and apply now!

Necessary Credentials:

  • Strong Fists
  • Chiseled Jaw-line
  • Fantastic Tie
  • A Very Girthy Briefcase
  • Fighting Experience
  • Lack of Heart
  • Love for the Corporation!

Please submit your application along with your $0.99 application fee to start today!


  • Over 99 Different Types of Enemies
  • Find Hidden Treasures Within Each District
  • Enjoy a Kickin’ Soundtrack Composed by Gbone and the Biz
  • 86% Interactive Environments
  • Lots and Lots of Sandwiches
  • Multiple Hours of Game Play
  • 35 Achievements
  • Steam Trading Cards

All of this and more for less than 1 dollar!